Enkele uitspraken :

• Click here for the 10 Attributes of Really Lazy People
  1. Inability to put forth the effort required to complete any task.
• Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]
• Click here for the 10 kinds of people
  People who understand binary en people who don´t.
• Hiroshima ´45, Nagasaki ´45, Chernobil ´86, Windows ´95
• Nothing accelerates windows like a good old fashioned 9.8m/s²
• The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
• Internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
• Life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic
• No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties.
• When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
• Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
• I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting
• And to all you virgins, THANKS FOR NOTHING!